Anatomy of a "Big Red Bro"

In my time here at esteemed Cornell University, I've met a good number of very diverse people. Some of them fall into the category of a "bro." (For more information on bros, see Urban Dictionary definition 3 or Youtube's mockumentary on "bro rape"). For the convenience of my readership, I've created a diagram (excuse the cameraphone quality) detailing the features that can help one to identify a bro.

(Faces disguised to protect the identity of the not-so-innocent)
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